The ideal vacation? Driving a cheap rental somewhere I’ve never been | Articles

I push down on the gas pedal of the base model Nissan Kicks rental as the incline of the narrow mountain road ahead of me increases beyond anything most Floridians would see in their entire lives.

Despite the audible increase of engine noise, the forward (or, rather, upward) momentum of the Kicks does not increase.

To my right is my wife of five years. To my left, a narrow patch of rough tarmac barely wide enough for a motorcycle to pass. Beyond that? An expansive vista of Puerto Rico’s jungle-like interior–with very little in the way to prevent us from tumbling off the mountain path.

Now, there have been very few moments in my life in which pushing the gas pedal to the floor has been necessitated–a handful of autocrosses and a track day at the FIRM–but I had the unique experience of adding “a narrow mountain road with no guardrails in rural Puerto Rico with my wife in a car that’s not mine” to the list.

At that moment, I turned to my wife to inform her that my foot was, in fact, planted to the floor.

For some reason, she didn’t share my enthusiasm.

Luckily, we eventually made it up and over that stretch of road, and made it to our destination for that day, the Hacienda Muñoz coffee plantation. (Which, by the way, I could write up another whole blog about growing coffee.)

[Driving tips from the other side of the world]

Why was I in Puerto Rico? For a well-deserved vacation, naturally, but also a special occasion for my wife I: Five years of marriage–though we’d been together for 10.

While exploring Old San Juan on foot and getting the rare chance to experience a rainforest without needing a passport were some of the best moments of the trip, it’s hard to overlook the couple of days we had a rented Nissan Kicks to kick around the island in. (Yes, pun intended.)

Not unlike other places I’ve visited, I had to quickly adapt to how the locals drive. But Puerto Rico was something different.

This isn’t to say that Puerto Ricans are bad drivers, but the rules of the road in Puerto Rico very much felt like suggestions instead of rules.

Right of way? Virtually unheard of. If there is any open space, fill it. If you have the chance to make that turn at a four-way stop, you go for it whether or not you got to the intersection first.

The most unusual part for me, though, is if you attempted to drive that way on the mainland, you’d certainly get an earful from other driver’s…